I really don't know. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her "miracle baby". And I-I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So... he turned out a little soft, you know, a little doughy.
No mother, I can blow myself!
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